Eddy Vega has been known to copy attacks of his rivals. Additionally, he is able to become immovable and he is able to make duplicates of himself. Eddy Vega developed the talent to transform his body into dust and he can sculpt and mold all steel with a thought. Also, he has mastered the ability to create plastic out of thin air and he has learned to absorb the damage from heat and use it to increase his sense of hearing. Eddy Vega has the power to tunnel through solid gold. Terribly, Eddy Vega is especially vulnerable to adamantium-based attacks.
Does this mean I can both kill and be killed easily in a bout with Wolverine?
Teneeka has mastered the ability to deflect ice blasts. Additionally, she resists adversaries using a poisonous longbow that also grants an amazing flexibility, however doing so makes her extremely smelly for one hour. Teneeka has been known to teleport through walls and she has learned to copy all powers of her rivals. Lamentably, Teneeka Mai becomes powerless in the presence of cloth.
This is the best. Except… to use my powers I have to be naked???
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer:
"Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness:
"I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer:
"Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness:
"By death."
Lawyer:
"And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case:
"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer:
"What is your date of birth?"
Witness:
"July 15th."
Lawyer:
"What year?"
Witness:
"Every year."
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Lawyer:
"What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness:
"Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer:
"Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness:
"No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer:
"What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness:
"Er...his face."
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Lawyer:
"This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness:
"I forget."
Lawyer:
"You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer:
"How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness:
"Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer:
"How long has he lived with you?"
Witness:
"Forty-five years."
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Lawyer:
"What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness:
"He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer:
"And why did that upset you?"
Witness:
"My name is Susan."
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Lawyer:
"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer:
"Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer:
"Did you check for breathing?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer:
"So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer:
"How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness:
"Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer:
"But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness:
"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer:
"What happened then?"
Witness:
"He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer:
"Did he kill you?"
Witness:
"No."
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Lawyer:
"Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness:
"Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer:
"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer:
"So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer:
"The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer:
"Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness:
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer:
"Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer:
"I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness:
"That's me."
Lawyer:
"Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer:
"Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer:
"Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness:
"I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer:
"Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer:
"She had three children, right?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"How many were boys?"
Witness:
"None."
Lawyer:
"Were there girls?"
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Lawyer:
"You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer:
"What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness:
"Borofkin."
Lawyer:
"What's his first name?"
Witness:
"I can't remember."
Lawyer:
"He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness:
"No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer:
"Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness:
"I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer:
"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness:
"I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer:
"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness:
"No."
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Lawyer:
"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness:
"All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer:
"Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness:
"Yes sir."
Lawyer:
"Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer:
"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer:
"Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer:
"And what did he do then?"
Witness:
"He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer:
"So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer:
"Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness:
"I could see his head."
Lawyer:
"And where was his head?"
Witness:
"Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer:
"Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
You know, that thing you do with a pen and paper to write words that doesn’t involve a keyboard or screen?
I realise that with the growing use of computers, laptops and even mobiles that people are doing this less and less. But for me, I absolutely love writing things out by hand. Of course, typing is much quicker but there’s just something about the act of putting pen to paper and watching each letter form that makes it… well awesome. I guess it just gives me the time I need to think about what I’m writing rather than just hammering away at the keyboard once I have a vague idea. That’s extremely useful to me especially when I’m writing creatively or have no idea what I’m doing.
I mean, even today I was meant to write a letter of application to a writing competition but as soon as I tried to write it on the computer my mind went blank and it just ended up sounding… wrong. I had been trying to write this all weekend but it was only just now that I decided to try it by hand. As soon as I did I found it so much easier and, even though I made mistakes and had to cross it out, I found that it looked better to me anyway. Perhaps it’s because I’d already redrafted it on the computer so many times, but I don’t think it was just that. Yes, I already had the ideas down, I knew what I wanted to say, but that doesn’t mean I was able to do it eloquently. Well, not on the computer anyway.
Of course, there are times when writing on the computer works out perfectly well for me. (There are some pieces I really like that I’ve just typed out on the computer, even this post.) And the sound of the tapping on the keyboard really does make me feel productive and like I’m being all business-y and doing work but so does the feeling of starting a brand new page and writing that first word on it. Sometimes, I even like the fact that you can’t just press backspace and delete all your work. The only way you can do that with paper and pen is to cross it out. It leaves a mark. It shows where you’ve changed you mind, where you’ve made it better.
Besides. A notebook is so much easier to carry around than a laptop.
Just set up a new origami blog so all of my origami posts will be on there from now on. I’ll also be moving over my old posts for a while with (hopefully) some new content every so often!